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25 Hilarious Midlife Crisis Quotes (Updated 2022)

Over on my self help website I write an awful lot of quotes blogs because we all love to read quotes. All these quotes blogs are serious and heart warming but I’ve been dying to do a funny quotes blog and voila! Here it is. I decided to make this one on funny midlife crisis quotes.

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Now before you get your panties in a bunch, these are all just funny, silly and not to be taken seriously. If you can’t laugh at aging then you’re doomed Felicia!

I’m gonna break this blog into 4 different categories:

  • Funny midlife crisis quotes
  • Funny quotes about getting older and wiser, and
  • Funny quotes about aging gracefully
  • Random funny quotes about midlife

I hope you enjoy these quotes and don’t forget to share them out with your peeps.

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What is a midlife crisis?

Before I give you the Google definition of what a midlife crisis is, let me give you Iva’s definition.

To me, a midlife crisis is when you hit a certain age and you stop and look at the last 40-50 years of your life, wonder where the heck it went and what the hell you did with it and then plan on what the heck you’re going to do with the next 40-50 years. You also are in denial of the fact that you are getting old, you have grey pubic hair and your skin is starting to sag and wrinkle, and you hate it all, and try to act 25 again.

So that’s what I think it is but here’s Google’s definition of a midlife crisis:

This from Wikipedia

midlife crisis is a transition of identity and self-confidence that can occur in middle-aged individuals, typically 45 to 65 years old. The phenomenon is described as a psychological crisis brought about by events that highlight a person’s growing age, inevitable mortality, and possibly lack of accomplishments in life. This may produce feelings of intense depression, remorse, and high levels of anxiety, or the desire to achieve youthfulness or make drastic changes to their current lifestyle or feel the wish to change past decisions and events.

Ok so now that we know what a midlife crisis is and you’ve diagnosed yourself as being in one, let’s move on to some funny quotes on aging!

25 Midlife Crisis Quotes (to help you laugh at aging!)

Let’s start with the funny quotes about getting older and wiser!

5 Funny quotes about getting older and wiser

1 To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid

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2 Don’t let age get you down, it’s too hard to get back up again.

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3 I remember being able to get up without making sound effects….good times!!

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4 You know you’re getting older when the candles on your cake don’t fit anymore

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5 I’m not getting older, I’m becoming a classic!

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5 Funny Quotes About Aging Gracefully

Is there any other way to age but to do it gracefully? And laughing? Here are 5 funny quotes about aging gracefully.

6 Don’t get all weird about aging. It’s just the number of years the world has been enjoying us.

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7 I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 years old plus shipping and handling.

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8 Don’t think of them as hot flashes. Think of them as your inner child playing with matches.

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9 Young at heart, slightly older in other places.

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10 You know you’re getting old when you stoop to lie your laces and you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there ~George Burns.

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5 Funny Midlife Crisis Quotes

And last but not least, 5 funny midlife crisis quotes.

11 Good news! I found my sanity. It was laying right next to my midlife crisis.

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12 I’ve been having a midlife crisis since I was 4.

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13 You’re still a rockstar I tell myself as I take my multivitamin and climb into bed at 9 pm

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14 We’re adults? When did that happen? How do we make it stop?

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15 Would you like an extra side of crazy to go with that midlife crisis?

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10 Bonus random funny quotes about aging

16 Midlife crisis begins sometime in your 40s, when you look at your life and think, ‘Is this all?’ And it ends about 10 years later, when you look at your life again and think, ‘Actually, this is pretty good.’

17 I’ve been having a midlife crisis since I was four years old. ~ Moby

18 Sometimes my age is very inappropriate for my behaviour

19 Midlife crisis – something I am never going to have because my entire life is a crisis

20 If you live your life all out today, not only are you having fun, but you’re preventing a midlife crisis

21 Middle age-when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart

22 It’s not a midlife crisis, it’s a midlife oasis

23 I remember a time when I remembered things

24 It’s not a midlife crisis-it’s my midlife recreation

25 Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.


Please share these midlife crisis quotes

And as always, please don’t forget to share out these midlife crisis quotes! If you love to pin, check out my Pinterest account here. You might also like this article I wrote about things women over 50 don’t gaf about. You can check that out by clicking the link below.

15 Things Women Over 50 Don’t Gaf About

and check out this internet and fan favourite

How to Dress Over 50-10 Things You Should Never Wear!!!

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  1. I love these quotes! I write about midlife, midlife crisis, and more for the midlife woman