They say getting old is for the privileged, but I say getting old is not for the faint of heart. Our bodies and minds undergo so many changes – it can be hard to keep up with them all.
Today, I want to share some funny quotes about getting old that will remind you to keep laughing and not take life, or aging, so seriously.
Aging is wonderful and funny at the same time. Some days, I’m laughing, other days, I look in the mirror and cry…
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50 funny quotes about getting old
Before I get started with these funny quotes about getting old, here are a few more quotes articles I think you might like.
I’m going to share some funny quotes about getting old from famous people and some that are anonymously written. I hope you like them.
Ok, let’s get to it before I forget what I was doing.
- How to find out if you’re old – FALL DOWN-if people laugh at you, you’re young, if they run to help you, you’re old.
- Time is a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
- I came, I saw, I forgot what I came in here for, and now I don’t know what’s going on.
- I’ve reached that age where my brain went from “you probably shouldn’t say that,” to “what the hell-let’s see what happens.”
- I don’t mind getting older, but my body isn’t taking it very well.
- I’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do.
- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are best friends.
- The older I get, the more I realize that the only reason I have a memory is to annoy myself with the things I’ve forgotten.
- I used to be able to run for the bus. Now, I can barely run to the bathroom.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
- I remember when I was able to read the newspaper without my glasses. Now, I need a magnifying glass to read the menu.
- You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash
- If I had known I would live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- The best part of being over forty is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet. – Fran Lebowitz
- Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese.- Luis Bunuel
- You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
- You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. – George Burns
- I’m not aging; I’m increasing in value.
- I’m aging like fine wine: I’m getting complex and fruity.
- It’s not my age that bothers me; it’s these darn side effects.
- You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and try to get back up.
- Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.
- I may be too old to learn new tricks, but my old tricks work just fine.
- I’m at the age where an all-nighter means I didn’t have to get up to pee.
- Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
- I don’t feel like I’m getting old. To me, it feels like my warranty expired, and my parts are wearing out.
- Getting old is weird. You’re still that same enthusiastic kid trapped in an antique body.
- I’m at the age where ‘happy hour’ is a nap.
- I’ve reached the age of wisdom but can’t remember why I came into the kitchen.
- Some guy said to me: ‘Don’t you think you’re too old to sing rock n roll?’ I said: ‘You’d better check with Mick Jagger.’ Cher
- I will never be an old woman. To me, old age is always 15 years ahead of me.
- Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty… but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller
- Old age comes at a bad time.
- I’m at an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
- I’m not aging; I’m marinating.
- Getting older is like living in a haunted house—lots of creaking and groaning.
- I’m not aging; I’m just becoming a classic.
- Nice to be here? At my age, it’s nice to be anywhere. – George Burns
- You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. – Woody Allen
- Old people shouldn’t eat healthy foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.– Robert Orben
- As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.- Sir Norman Wisdom
- Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
- Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. – Theodore Roosevelt
- I always knew I would get old. How fast it happened is a bit of a surprise, though.
- I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued. – Bill Dane
- I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed.
- I don’t need to drink alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast.
- At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for.
- The important thing to remember is that I’m probably gonna forget.
- Old age used to be in my head only. Now it’s reached my back and my joints, too.
funny quotes on getting old and aging
I hope you liked these funny quotes on getting old, and remember to find time to laugh at yourself and not take life too seriously. No one gets out alive.
